[DANIELA]
Gorgeous!
[CARLA]
Linda!
[CARLA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know!
[VANESSA]
Vieja!
[DANIELA]
Sucia!
[CARLA]
Cabrona!
[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know!
[CARLA]
A little off the top!
[DANIELA]
A little off the side!
[NINA]
A little bit of news you’ve heard around the barrio!
[ALL]
Tell me something I don’t know!
[DANIELA]
Bueno
You didn’t hear it
from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
[NINA/CARLA]
No me diga!
[VANESSA]
Ay, no! He’d never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you’re joking!
[DANIELA]
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you’d say!
[CARLA, spoken]
Oh ho, Dani!
[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know!
Mmm-hmm-mmm
[VANESSA, spoken]
What? I don’t care!
[ALL]
Ay, bendito!
[DANIELA]
So, Nina, I hear
you been talking to Benny
[NINA]
And what do you hear?
[DANIELA]
I hear plenty!
They say he’s got quite a big… Taxi!
[CARLA/VANESSA]
No me diga!
[NINA]
Okay! I don’t wanna know where you heard all that!
[CARLA]
I don’t think I know what you mean
[DANIELA]
Carla! He’s packing a stretch limousine!
[VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA]
Tell me something I don’t know!
[CARLA]
Long as he keeps it clean!
[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Ay
dios mio!
[DANIELA]
Nina, seriously, we knew you’d be the one to make it out!
[VANESSA]
I bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt!
[CARLA]
We want front row seats to your graduation—
[DANIELA]
They’ll call your name—
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA]
And we’ll scream and shout!
[They cheer]
[NINA, spoken]
You guys, I dropped out.
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA, spoken]
No me diga?!
[NINA, spoken]
I
should go.
[DANIELA, spoken]
Well, that’s a shitty piece of news.
[CARLA, spoken]
That girl never quit anything.
[VANESSA, spoken]
What the hell happened?
[DANIELA]
I don’t know
[DANIELA/CARLA]
I don’t know
[DANIELA]
I don’t know
[CARLA/VANESSA]
Tell me something I don’t know!
[ALL]
Qué sé yo?
DANIELA
Gorgeous!
CARLA
Linda!
CARLA/DANIELA
Tell me something I don't know
VANESSA
Vieja!
DANIELA
Sucia!
CARLA
Cabrona!
CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA
Tell me something I don't know
CARLA
A little off the top
DANIELA
A
little off the side
NINA
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio
ALL
Tell me something I don't know
DANIELA
Bueno. You didn't hear it from me,
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda
NINA/CARLA
No me diga!
VANESSA
Aye no! He'd never go out with a skank like
that!
Please tell me you're joking!
DANIELA
Okay.
Just wanted to see what you'd say.
CARLA/NINA/DANIELA
(at Vanessa) Wooooooo!
Tell me something I don't know
Mm-hmmm-mmmm
VANESSA
What? I don't care?
ALL
Ay bendito
DANIELA
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to
Benny
NINA
What do you hear?
DANIELA
I hear plenty
They say he's got quite a big...taxi
CARLA/VANESSA
No me diga!
NINA
Okay.
I don't wanna know where you heard all that
CARLA
I don't think I know what you mean
DANIELA
Carla! He's packing a stretch
limousine!
VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA
Tell me something I don't know
CARLA
Long as he keeps it clean
NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA
Ay dios mio...
DANIELA
Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out
VANESSA
I'll bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt
CARLA
We
want front row seats to your graduation
DANIELA
They'll call your name
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA
And we'll scream and shout!
NINA
You guys, I dropped out.
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA
No me diga.
NINA
I should go
DANIELA
Well, that's a shitty piece of news
CARLA
That
girl never quit anything
VANESSA
What the hell happened?
DANIELA
I don't know
DANIELA/CARLA
I don't know
DANIELA
I don't know!
CARLA/VANESSA
Tell me something I don't know
ALL
Que se yo?